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Dec 30 22:56 1993 from Ford II @nyti (New York Telephone I)

 Chew on this.
Something to think about for how Ford got this way.

If you look at the instructions on a box of Quik powered chocolate, they tell you the box will make 48 servings. A serving is 8 ounces.

You are to use 2 to 3 tablespoons of chocolate per serving. I believe that's what they say to do. I'm working from memory here.

I say if you do it that way you don't really get to enjoy the product. 
1 box will last me two weeks. 1-2 glasses a day yields 7-14 servings. Not 48. The glass I use is a 24 ounce glass, not an 8 ounce. 

The key however, is in the mixture. 
The order is very important. 

You pour the milk first, then put in chcolate quickly, until there is about half an inch of powder, just sitting on top of the milk waiting to sink.

Point 1: It's fun to watch. 

Let it all sing down, and you will be left with a glass of mostly milk, and about 3/4th of an inch of what looks like mud sitting at the bottom of your glass. This mud is very important. 

Point 2: Most novices get grossed out at the sign of this.

Stir slowly making sure not to actually stir the mud with your spoon, the spinning motion from the spoon will be enough to cause some of the mud to mix with the milk.
Do this until the chocolate milk is the darkness you like (you determine this over years of trial-and-error). Be sure to have plently of mud left. If not, add more chocolate and let it sink to the bottom.

Point 3: Most novices leave the room at this point when they realize you intend on drinking this.

Drink chocolate milk.
When you get to the bottom, (Point 4: some novices are brave enough to peek in the room, while you think they've gone, and now most assuredly leave the area.) take a mouthful of mud and let it slide down your throat.

If you haven't figured this out yet, the mud is pure liquid sugar. I love my Quik Chocolate Milk, I don't know what I'd do without it.

Ford (I've been drinking this since I was 6) ][ 
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